A TEXT POST

augwins:

*becomes a celebrity so i can attend comic con for free*

Reblogged from Come Get It Bae 👽
A TEXT POST

I just got yelled at for getting period blood on a bed lmao why is this so funny to  me?

A VIDEO
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A VIDEO

girlinsky:

darlingmendes:

girlinsky he’s thinking about me obviously

Obviously.. ;)

A TEXT POST

housewifeswag:

bayareamom:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

Wtf

this fucked me up

Reblogged from #gaaron
A TEXT POST

Reblog if you’ve ever even called:

inkf3cted:

Attention seeker.
Selfish.
Antisocial.
Rude.
Pathetic.
Alone.
Boring.
Stupid.
Ugly.
Annoying.
Fat.
gay.

Reblogged from #hashtag
A TEXT POST

harinef:

on the dick like

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Reblogged from hello
A TEXT POST

playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

A PHOTO

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

Reblogged from unlucky
A VIDEO

ta-ja-dor:

please-please-dont-leave-me:

noquitter:

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

signal boost this shit

reblogging because I cannot stand when people act like women are the only things in the world

i honestly had no idea… wow this is deep

Reblogged from #gaaron
A TEXT POST

aduhm:

reblog if u a lil ugly

Reblogged from #gaaron
A TEXT POST

spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

Reblogged from Bae
A TEXT POST

vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

Reblogged from I Bless Thee With Wifi
A TEXT POST

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
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